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Revenge.... - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 Ok ladies, do you ever just get absolutely sick and tired of your hubby's endless crap? I know, it can be one of the stupidest, simplest things that just bugs the immortal he-- out of you. It's nothing really, but then one do you just SNAP! Well mine came last night when I went upstairs to see 12, yes, 12 pairs of socks laying in the floor RIGHT IN FRONT of the hamper! Not IN the hamper, not ON the hamper, but IN FRONT OF the hamper. I mean come on men, can you not just lift the lid off of the hamper and dispose of your socks IN the hamper! How much more energy does it take to bend your lazy as- down two feet and pick the frigging socks up! When Jonathan takes his socks off, he doesn't even bend down to take them off. No, he sticks his foot, out puts the other foot on the toe of the other sock and then commences to stretch the he-- out of it while pulling it off. Then he does the same with the other one. And he wonders why his socks are so stretched and he keeps getting holes in the toes! Duh! Well one reason they are so stretched is because Mr. Big Foot wears a size 13 1/2, but that's another story in itself. So anyway, last night Skyler and I went upstairs for our nightly toothbrushing and girl-time together. And she looked down and said, "Why doesn't daddy put his socks in the hamper?" I was like, "That's a good question honey." So after I put her to bed I thought to myself. There is no sense in asking hubby to put his socks in the hamper. He might comply for a couple of days, but then it's back to leaving the nasty filthy socks right in front of the hamper again. So I got a bright idea that would at least make him "think" the next time he took off his nasty socks and left them lying on my beautiful white tile floor.... I had a high school moment ladies.... I picked up every single pair of socks and stuffed them into his work clothes he was going to wear the next day. I did it where he wouldn't notice it first. I stuffed a couple of nasty socks in each pocket. Then I stuffed a couple in his back pockets. Then I filled up the legs with nasty, stinky, dirty, on the floor socks. He he he he Yes, I know it was childish, it was stupid, it was uncalled for. But you know what? It made me feel good as hell! I went to bed smiling to myself thinking, "Ha! Your going to be PO'd at me in the morning, but maybe you'll think the next time you throw your nasty socks on the floor." I couldn't contain my excitement this morning as Jonathan got up to take his shower. As he was all nice and clean and began putting on his pants, I was secretly giggling down deep inside. Skyler was looking at me like I was crazy or something. So he sticks one leg down his pants and pulls out a sock. He doesn't think much of it. Maybe one just got caught in there or something. Then he sticks his other leg in and pulls out several socks and then he finds them in his pockets. And then do you know what he said? He took all the fun out of my little prank. "Monica, you must really have a lot of time on your hands." Damn him!!! So anyway, you can see what an exciting life I'm leading right now. He he he My fun for the day was stuffing socks down my husband's pants to teach him a lesson. Do you think he will learn said lesson? Probably not.Revenge.... Monica; Another Update!! - Sunday, August 21, 2005 I bet you can't beeeliiiieeeevveee I am updating again! No not me, never! I have probably spent more time on this computer in the last couple of days than I have in months! I don't know what has gotten into me. I know one thing, I need to get my a-- doing something around the house, i.e., picking up, doing laundry, etc. But I'm just 'not in the mood'. Oh well, so what if my house stays dirty for one week. At least I'm enjoying myself. Speaking of enjoying myself... Like I mentioned yesterday, Jonathan was gone all day to Wytheville, VA to pick up some tires to sell so he could attempt to win the contest. Yippee!!! As soon as he made it back with the tires, he sold 6 right there and then. So I am hoping we are still in the running! St. Thomas here we come. I am going to be so disappointed if he doesn't win. Keep your fingers crossed for us! Anyway, after he got back, I went to dinner with two of my friends, Sam and Lynn. Today is Sam's birthday, so we thought we would go out and celebrate her birthday the typical boring, married lady way... Dinner, of course. So we went to Outback. I had two delicious lobster tails annndddd yes, a fuzzy navel!!! I couldn' tell you the last time I have had an alcoholic drink. It was heaven. But you know me, I've never been much of a drinker, so one was all I could handle. I had to drive myself home and since I've been taking this medication, I thought one was enough. Now that Jonathan can't drink anymore I definitely don't want to drink in front of him or anything. I may only have 3 drinks in an entire year anyway, so it's not like I'm an alcoholic or anything. I've just never really enjoyed drinking. Go figure. I guess that's a good thing, right? Being home all day cooped up in the house with both kids almost drove me bonkers. Normally Jonathan is here to help. I KNOW there is no way in he-- that I could be a SAHM. Sorry girls. I really don't know how you do it. By 6:15 p.m. when Jonathan walked in the door, I was ready to pull my hair out. I was feeding Chase his supper and as soon as Jonathan walked in the door, I handed the bowl to him, told him and Chase goodbye and I was outta there. I didn't even tell Skyler goodbye because I figured she might throw a fit and want to go with me. I don't go anywhere very often without her, so she would not have taken too kindly to me walking out the door without her. Most my my "girls' nights out" include me and Skyler going to dinner and a movie. I guess we will head to the waterpark today. It's pretty sad that we only have a few more weeks before it closes. This summer has gone by so fast. I can't believe Chase is one year old and Skyler will be 4 on Tuesday. It seems like both of them were just born yesterday. They really grow up before you know it. I know everyone always says that, but until you have your own kids, you really don't realize how fast they grow. I know before we know it, Skyler will be dating and Chase will be driving. The thoughts of that just sends shivers down my spine. Yikes! Well this is going to be a short one today. I need to get the old bathing suit on and get Punk ready for the water park. Until we meet again...Another Update!! Monica; Finally an Update.... - Saturday, August 20, 2005 Where have I been? I've been so busy my head is spinning like a top! Things are just absolutely crazy at work. It always gets this way before convention, but it's been extra bad this year becasue one of the events girls is out on maternity leave. Sometimes I feel like my head is going to explode!! Things have gotten so bad that I haven't been able to sleep. For 3 weeks I've been going on like 3 hours of sleep a night. I lay down at 10:30 or 11:00 and it's 2:00 or so before I fall asleep. You can only take so much of that before you go over the edge. I couldn't think straight at work. My mind would race and then I'd just draw a blank. It got so bad I finally went to the doctor. He prescribed me Ambien. Now as you may know, I'm not a person who likes to take medication. My parents are on so much medication, I don't know how they function. But I was just going crazy! So I came home the first night and took the pill right before going to bed. The directions say to take it and immediately lay down because they act fast. I'm thinking, nothing acts fast on me. I've got awhile. So I took it about 9:30 p.m. after getting Skyler in bed. After about 10 minutes as I was sitting there watching The Young and the Restless on the DVR, Nicholas had 2 heads.... And Sharon had 8 eyes!!! I was freaking out! So I stood up to go to the bathroom and I was like banging into the walls and feeling light headed. I felt like I was stoned!! But I'll tell you one thing, I slept like a baby. Even Jonathan's snoring didn't wake me up. He said I remained in the same position all night. That's unheard of becasue I normally toss and turn like you wouldn't believe. And the good thing was, I woke up the next morning at 5:30 a.m. with no problems. It was WONDERFUL. I just don't want to get hooked on anything. But then yesteday I looked at the paperwork from the pharmacist on the drug and it said it was a halucanagenic! Geeze! I'm a druggie! I don't care, I can be a druggie who gets some sleep and can actually function! As you probably know, I get Friday afternoons off at work. I work enough hours during the first 4 days and I leave early on Fridays to run errands. I.e., grocery shopping, paying bills, buying clothes for the kids, etc. It's just nice to get off work at noon on Friday and get all of my running done so I can come home on the weekend and not have to worry about taking the kids with me. So anyway, yesteday I decided I wasn't going to do squat, but come home and have some "me time." So I came home and got on the computer. I downloaded a program called "Skype" and I commenced to chat with two people for about 5 hours! Geeze, I haven't chatted with anyone in AGES. I mean like since 1999. I found a really nice guy from Italy and a really nice girl from India who is living in Canada. We all chatted for hours. It was really cool. I've forgotten how much fun it was to chat. You just have to be careful. Back in the mid 90's I was chatting a couple of hours a night. I guess it's no worse than watching television. But then after we returned from Korea and moved to NC, I never really chat again. And then after the kids came... Well chatting was the last thing on my mind. But after chatting with a couple of people today and yesterday, I realized how much fun it was. Ok, I spoke too soon about how much fun chatting was. I was just skyped by someone and you know how your picture can come up when chatting, well this was a picture of someone's private parts! Yuck!!!! Anyway, things have just been crazy around here this week. I don't know if I mentioned to you or not, but Jonathan is in the running at work to win an all expense paid vacation for 5 days to St. Thomas. Last month he was 11th (they are taking 10), but as of yesterday he was number 6!!!! So if things keep going well, we may be going to St. Thomas in the near future!!! How fun would that be? So he has gone to Wytheville, VA to pick up some more tires to sell over the weekend so he can win the contest. Keep your fingers crossed that he will win! I could sure as heck use a vacation right now. And we've been to St. Thomas on a cruise before, so going there and staying at a resort for a few days would certainly be refreshing. So keep your fingers crossed that he will win! The kids are driving me absolutely batty. I guess it's just been tougher because of the no sleep thing. I took another pill last night and slept like a baby. At least Skyler is sleeping through the night again. I just know that soon Chase will start this waking up crap, like Skyler did. Hopefully she is finished with the waking up phase for awhile. I think they were getting on my nerves a little more because of the lack of sleep. I have been catching myself about to lose it on more than one occasion. Even yesterday Jonathan, Skyler, Chase and I went out to eat dinner at a nice Italian restaurant. It was the first time we had ever put Chase in a highchair while we were eating out. We are horrible and still have the poor little thing in his infant car seat. So anyway, we took him to the restaurant and put him in his highchair. He is one of these babies that if he gets his hands on anything, he slings it to the floor. So we moved everything out of his reach. But he wasn't very happy. He squealed and carried on the entire time. I guess it's going to be a lot different with him than it was with Skyler. She was always so calm and so nice at dinner when we ate out. He is going to be hell on wheels. He is definately "all boy." If you could see my house right now. There is probably 2000 small pieces of toys laying around on the floor. Skyler has this play kitchen with two tons of play food and Chase has managed to drag out every single piece of food Skyler owns. It is a t-total mess. I can't even think about picking it up at the moment though. Tonight I am going out with the girls!! Yippeee!! Jonathan is the one who said I should call up my friends and ask them if they wanted to go out. But I never seem to have the energy, so I didn't. But then this afternoon, one of them called and asked me. So I thought, "Well Jonathan has already suggested it. So why not!" I'm not even sure what we are going to do. We are all so boring. We normally go out to eat, maybe a movie or go shopping at the mall. We are such exciting girls! Tonight's plan is eating at The Outback. Yum.... I love Outback's lobster tails. They are delicious! Not sure what we will do afterwards. There isn't any particular movie we want to see or anything. But at least it's a night out of the house and away from the kids. Well I think I have run out of things to say. My life is so boring. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Be safe! Finally an Update.... Monica;Testing Video - Friday, August 12, 2005 I'm trying out a video site. Please see if you guys can view this short video of Skyler on the boat. Let me know in the comments if you can see it! Thanks! Please ignore my extremely loud and obnoxious laugh! Click here to watch 'Copy-of-MOV01000'Testing Video Monica; Summer's Almost Over... - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 It's hard to believe summer is almost over. I have been so busy at work and in the evenings, as usual, I haven't had time to update my journal. Not to mention we are on the go every weekend. Yesterday was Little Man's 1st Birthday! We didn't do anything special. We are going to have him a birthday party in TN on Sept. 4th. Since he doesn't know the difference, we figured we would just wait and celebrate then. We are actually having both of them a birthday party at home in TN because their birthdays are so close together. I realize when they get older that we will definitely need to do separate parties, but for now it will have to do. We are going to have Skyler a party here in NC with her friends, but not until mid September some time. We are still trying to figure out what school she is going to go to. I ended up having to pay her tuition at her private school for this month because she is on the waiting list for the county's Pre-K program. That really sucks. It takes an act of Congress to get into Pre-K around here. They say they take the "slowest" and "kids with the most needs" first, so I guess it's a good sign that she isn't ranked in that category. Then if they have any spots left over, they let the other kids in. The last time I called, Skyler was number 5 on the list to get into her school. I looked her school's report card up and can you believe her elementary school has 14 Kindergarten classes! Good God! We must breed like rabbits around here or something, huh? It sucks because I have already paid a $140 registration fee for her private school and now I've paid $300 for the first month's tuition. But if I do get her in Pre-K, at least I won't have to pay the $300 per month tuition. I'll only have to pay for after-school care. That would be a huge relief off our monthly budget. Kids are expensive!!! Daycare is just eating us alive right now. We had a pretty good weekend. On Saturday we took the boat to a local lake. Jonathan has been there twice, but he was still kind of unsure how to get there. It's way out in the "boonies" and the way he had been taken before was lots and lots of turns. I looked up the directions on mapquest and we made it there with no problems. Skyler had an absolute blast. She started standing on the back of the boat and just falling backwards into the water. It was really funny to watch. I actually got a short video clip of it on my camera. If I could figure out how to post video clips on the journal, that would be pretty cool. It was a good day and we all had a lot of fun. So after our afternoon on the lake, Jonathan decided he wanted to try and find his way back the original way he had come with his buddies. I was like, "Um, Jonathan, are you sure you know your way back?" He said, "No, but I think I can figure it out." I said, "Ok, but it's pretty late and Chase is really hungry. Maybe we should just go back the way we came." He said, "Nah, we'll find our way, no problem." I should have listened to my little voice in the back of my mind telling me to make him take the frigging way we knew! We traveled on some back ass country roads for over two hours! Yes people, two hours before we ever saw any road signs that we recognized or even had a number on it! Geeze! We ended up about 3 towns over from where we were trying to get to. I never realized NC had so many back ass country roads like TN has! So after we had stopped to eat dinner, it was like 10:00 p.m. before we got home. Little Man was completely zonked out. He normally goes to bed around 8:00 p.m. It was all pretty funny, but at the time I was thinking we were never going to get home. And the whole time we were on those country roads, we didn't see one single gas station. There were churches every 50 feet, but not one single gas station! I'm glad I had a full tank of gas when we started out that morning. I told Jonathan afterwards that from now on we were going to take the way we knew! Sunday I took Skyler to the water park. She is getting so bold in the water. She climbed up on the pirate ship, all the way to the tippy, tippy top and jumped off. It's higher than a diving board. I think the lifeguard was going to freak out when he first saw her, but after she jumped down and swam around to the back of the boat and ran up there to do it again, he was laughing. Girlfriend is now fearless of the water. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. It's hard to believe the water park will be closing in a few weeks and it will soon be too chilly to go out on the lake. I love spring and summer. Fall is okay, but I hate winter. I'm just not a cold weather person. I don't like the 95 degree summer heat either, but I can tolerate it better than snow! I'm glad we don't live somewhere where it snows all the time. I couldn't handle that. Even living in Germany for 4 years, we hardly ever saw snow where we lived. We lived in between two mountain ranges and most of the time the snow passed right over us. Well I want to get this post up, because I haven't posted since last week. Hope everyone had a great week! Good luck to all the kids heading back to school to!Summer's Almost Over... Monica; Knock Down, Drag Out... - Thursday, August 04, 2005 Be prepared for this one. It's a long mother's rant... Oh the drama of living with an almost four year old girl.... Skyler and I had an absolute "knock down, drag out" as my mother used to say the other day. Girlfriend has been really good for the past couple of months (ever since she came back from her two weeks at Mamaw & Papaw's house) until this week. This week, well this week has been hell here at the house. Well I won't say this whole week, but a couple of days anyway. I'm not really sure what has gotten into Girlfriend, but I can say the little thing has been quite a big "B" today. Now don't go freaking out because I called my 4-year old a big "B", because well, she has been! It all started on Tuesday when I took her for her 6 month dental appointment. This was going to be her 4th trip to the dentist. It all started back in January when she fell at school and chipped her tooth. So anyway, we were going for her 6 month check-up and cleaning. No problems going and no problems there. For some reason my daughter actually LIKES going to the dentist and doctor! I know, she sounds like a little weirdo for actualling liking her doctor and dentist. She actually LOVES her pediatrician. Sometimes she will even fend sickness and say she wants to go see Dr. B. Anyway, getting back to the dentist trip. She had her appointment and when the hygenist brought her back outside she said, "Skyler has been THE BEST patient for her age I have ever had in my entire life. She was actually better than most 12 year olds!" Well I was all beaming and smiling and so proud of my little angel. I praised and praised her and told her what a good girl she had been. She left with her little baggie of goodies she gets when she goes to the dentist. She was given a new Disney Princess toothbrush, some Mickey Mouse toothpaste, a tooth bracelet (um yeah, weird), a plastic snake, and some stickers. Yes, Girlfriend racked up. All of these goodies came in a little plastic baggie with various cartoon figures on them. I kind of glanced at the bag and saw Spiderman, some Power Rangers and The Incredibles. She and I then get out into the van and the first thing she always does when she gets in the van is to put her headphones on. We have a DVD player in the van and she likes to watch cartoons. No matter how far we are going, even if it's just down the street, Girlfriend wants you to turn the DVD player on. So unless she has had a privilege taken away (television privileges are usually one of the first privileges she loses if she is bad), I allow her to watch the DVD player when we are running about town. So we are cruising down the highway heading back to our hometown (because her dentist is in the next town over) and she starts asking me to change the DVD. Now she KNOWS that Mommy doesn't change the DVD's while she is driving. I have to stop or at least be at a red light or something to change out DVDs. I mean you have to dig out the folder with the DVDs in it, pull the DVD out, push the button to get the other DVD out, put the other back in the folder... You get the idea. Anyway, I just don't think it's safe to be doing all of that while I'm driving down the interstate. So I calmly explain to her that I will change the DVD when we are stopped. I've just put in Annie, so I know it's not the end of the DVD or anything. Skyler just wants me to change the DVD just because she wants to watch something different. So she starts murmuring something and I don't really hear her. Then she gets louder and DEMANDS that I put in some blah blah blah video. I didn't understand what she was asking for and besides, Girlfriend was DEMANDING, not asking in a polite manner. So I explained to her that I was NOT stopping to change the DVD and if she didn't lower her voice, and stop talking to me that way to me, I was going to turn the television off! Well then Girlfriend loses it. She starts screaming, "I WANT TO WATCH, BLAH, BLAH..." I'm still not understanding what she is asking for. But she is screaming it and kicking the back of my seat. Oh HELL NO! Uh-uh. Momma don't play that game sister! She and I had a round of the kicking the back of my seat, throwing her shoe and hitting me in the head episode last year. She she starts kicking the back of my seat and screaming and I am just about to lose it. So I slam shut the video screen and turn off the DVD player and she just loses it. So we travel the next 15 minutes or so with her screaming at the top of her lungs for me to turn the television back on, all the way to school. Once we get to school it takes me a good 10 minutes to get her calmed back down enough where I can take her into school. I finally realized what she had been asking for the whole time. She had seen the picture of the Incredibles on her little baggie and she wanted me to put her Incredibles DVD in. Geeze! All that drama over that! She still went into school crying because I told her she had lost her television privileges for the rest of the day. I explained to her that if she acted bad at school or if she acted bad when I picked her up that afternoon, she would also lose her gymnastics privilege for that day. So I head on to work, already late because of the dentist appointment. I leave early that afternoon (as I always do on Tuesday afternoons because I take Skyler to gymnastics) to go pick Skyler up for gymnastics. Normally I pick her up, take her home to have her bath and we head to gymnastics. This particular day I was really busy and didn't get to leave work as early as normal and I also had to pick Chase up and take him with us because Jonathan was going to come home and mow our 2 1/2 feet tall grass. And no, I am not kidding. Our grass hadn't been mowed since mid July, but that is a story I won't even bother getting into at the moment. So I was taking both of them with me and I had to get her dressed and run down into the valley and pick up Chase and then drive ALL THE WAY across town to where her gymastics are held. So when we finally make it to gymastics with about 5 minutes to spare before she starts, she starts smart-mouthing me in the car. Now I can't even remember what it all started over, but she was being mouthy and not very nice in the car because she was already pissed that she lost her television privileges. So she ended up getting upset and started crying as we were getting out of the car. So we went back and forth for the next 15 minutes of whether or not she was going to even be allowed to go into gymnastics. She would start into the building, start crying, get mad, I would get mad. You get the picture. In the middle of all of this Chase is sitting in his stroller looking at the two of us like we are COMPLETE lunatics. We finally head into the building and she is still crying and sniffling a bit. But she makes it in and misses the first 10 minutes or so, but has a pretty good practice. But then it was time to leave.... I usually let her play on the equipment for 10 or 15 minutes or so after practice is over. She likes jumping on the trampolines, running around, etc. with her friends. So I told her she could play for 15 minutes and then we had to go home. Well explaining to a 3 year old that they can only do something for 15 minutes, well you know how that goes. So she goes off and does her thing for the next 15 minutes or so. When her time was up I told her to come on, it was time to go. Then she starts her drama again, "But Moooommmmyyy, I want to stay and play. All my friends are still playing and I want to stay!" No amount of my getting down on her level and calmly explaining to her that we had to go home would get her to calm down. So after 5 or so minutes of me trying to calm her down, I ended up just picking her little butt up and carrying her out of the building kicking and screaming all of the way. This was after we had went into the building with her crying. So I can only imagine what those people thought of us. So here I am carrying her as she is kicking and screaming, pushing Chase in his stroller with the other hand, trying to open doors, etc. I'm sure we were a real sight to see. We get out to the car and she is still kicking and screaming. So I put them both in the van and she is still losing her sh-- and Chase is again looking at us like we are crazy. So we cruise down the road towards home with her kicking and screaming and threatening to kick the back of my seat, threatening me that she won't give me any "luv fest" (I'll explain that one on another day) when we go to bed tonight... Well you get the point. Well I knew by this time I was going to lose it, so I just turned up the radio to drown out her screaming. Well she TOTALLY lost her sh-- then. So we get home and Jonathan is still mowing the yard and she is still screaming and Chase is still looking at us like we are insane, hormonal women... Its then I notice that the little spitfire has chewed apart her shoes! Yes, she has chewed her shoes into little bitty pieces. Well they were actually flip-flops, but you get the picture. I guess in her anger she was tearing at her shoes with her teeth as she was screaming threats at me in the back of the van. I tell her to get her little hiney into the house and if I hear one more threat or one more scream that she is going to lose every privilege I can think of! So she runs in the house and runs upstairs and flings herself onto the upstairs bed and boo-hoos for the next 30 minutes or so. I pick up the itty bitty pieces of her flip flops and throw the things into the trash. I give Chase a bath and put him to bed and she is still crying. Jonathan comes in and asks what's going on and I just lost my sh--. I started yelling and screaming and saying I'm tired of it. Three days a week I bust my ass to get her to various activities that she enjoys. But I'm tired of it. I mean Girlfriend is only 3 years old and is into more crap than I was into when I was 15! He finally calms her down and she comes to apologize and tell me she is sorry she was a bad girl, etc. And she also says she understands she has lost her television privileges, but can she still play with her toys. I tell her she can play, but that her television privileges have been lost for several days. She takes this in stride and goes to play with her toys and all is well in the house for the rest of the day. I guess by the next day she was finally over her "Day from Hell." I had no problems out of her yesterday. It was her last swimming lesson and I must say she passed with flying colors. She has now been passed on to the next session. I don't think we are going to do another round of swimming lessons at the moment. Three days a week of running is just too much. She has 3 more gymnastics classes and then we are done with those for awile to. I'm tired of the rushing home and running around like a chicken with my head cut off taking her to her various activities. I think it's time we just sat at home and "chilled" out like a normal family for awhile. Geeze, I know that was a long and rambling story and if you made it down this far, well your just damn crazy! he he he Just kidding. I have lots more to talk about, but I think this entry has been long enough for today. Hope everyone is doing great and I'll be back later! Knock Down, Drag Out... Monica; |
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